WWF Smackdown

Ooooooh! It's the ultimate death-match in a cage time. The final primaries for the Democratic nomination. "It's Obama's to lose." "Hillary's getting steamrollered." "Eleven straight losses have buried her." Well, ... I don't think so. I can't see HRC walking off stage because she came in second in Texas. Or Ohio. Or Rhode Island. Or whereever else. C'mon, it's a real fight and there's gonna be blood splattered on the walls before the night's over. The spin is already circulating, too. "Unless Obama sweeps the primary, that means that the dems still want HRC." I think I got that one right. I dunno, the spin is coming so fast it's tough to keep track of it. If you listen to Howard Wolfson and Harold Ickes long enough, your brains will melt and run out your ear holes onto your shirt. You will drool. Their spin is so intense, it's like looking into a galactic vortex, a black hole, a super nova of bullshit. No mere human can stand it. I can't anyway. HRC is ahead, behind, surging forward, being overwhelmed and maintaining her narrow margin. That's all in one day. Tuesday's gonna be fun. Has anyone figured out what Sen. Obama's position on ethanol is? How about gay voter registration? Or the Law of the Sea Treaty?