Watermelons

The watermelons are green on the outside. They're red inside. Red, as in communist. Or, at least its kissing cousin, fascist. They want you to believe their religion. If you don't, they punish you. The earth is warming. Gaea has been defiled by humankind's sins of carbon gluttony. The world will end! The world will end! If you do not believe in global warming, then, as an apostate, death is the only acceptable punishment. First, you are a "global warming denier". More loathsome than a "holocaust denier". Next, the ad hominum attacks. Senator Inhofe is stupid. Any public official who denies the proven fact of global warming must be crazy. Or stupid. Therefore to deny global warming is stupid. A majority of opinion, a consensus of scientists agree that the earth is warming and humankind's carbon excess is to blame. Oh, my goodness. The barking of the dogs continues.